Prince Sings Country Hits

I'm sitting in a crowded bar with very high tables enjoying my margarita. I have taken great pains to get myself ready for this very special night - I'm wearing the tightest pants I own, black leather boots with the little fringy thingies, and my hair is a mile high, thanks to my friend Aqua Net. All of a sudden, the person I've been eagerly anticipating appears on stage - it's Prince in all his purple glory! All I can hear is the applause from the crowd as the lights dim and I see him grab the microphone. My body tenses in anticipation of what will come next. Very soft music accompanies his first words - "Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your black tie affair....". I become even more excited as Prince is apparently doing a cover of Garth Brook's "Friends In Low Places". Most of the people in the place yell their "boos" as they quickly make their exit. This does not deter Prince, but instead brings his focus to the one person who is singing along with him while silently swaying her body to the music - me! He points his finger at me from beneath the pristine ruffles of his shirt cuff and sneers wickedly while singing the rest of the song to me. He ends the number by grinding his hips against the microphone stand, then throwing the mike to the ground, only to have it bounce up again into his waiting fist. Just as the stage lights fade to dark and Prince makes his way slowly off the stage and approaches me.....

I wake up and growl at the alarm clock. :-/